Inspired by this list of things that are the new black, here’s a Google-assisted list of stuff that is better than sex:
Baseball, Beer, Chocolate, Climbing, Coffee, E-mail, Fencing, Fishing, Food, Gardening, Go, Hack mode, Halloween, Hockey, Nothing, Poetry, PS2, Skiing, Skydiving, Sleeping, Studying, Syntax, Thanksgiving dinner, Trail running, Trick or treating, Wakeboarding, Walking, Werthers, Video on Demand