Any fool can go “d’oh”, but when is it appropriate to say “Your dog’s condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky“, “Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!” or even “Yes! ‘Crisitunity!’” ? The AV Club comes to the rescue with this handy guide to Simpsons quotes and their real-life uses.

Dance, monkey. Dance! Isn’t that a Simpsons quote too?

Google sketchup looks cool. Seriously cool. (via Tveskov).