• Eu-phoric and other -phorics

    Johnnie Moore and Rob Paterson have come up with a podcast interview format they call phoric in which the interviewee picks three youtube videos to set a theme for the conversation.

    I immediately jumped at the chance to participate, and here are my three clips:

    The opening from Love Actually.


    A fantastic Coca-Cola ad.


    Randy Pausch’s last lecture.

    Try and guess what my theme is :o)

    You can hear the resulting conversation here – there’s a short 10-minute version and an extended director’s cut.


  • Feliz en tu trabajo – my book is out in Spanish

    Happy Hour is 9 to 5Yaaaaaay: My first book is now out in Spanish!!!! You can read it free online, or buy it on paper for 27 euros or as a pdf ebook for 17 euros.

    You can read all about it at www.felizentutrabajo.com.

    The title in Spanish is “La hora feliz es de 9 a 5 – Cómo adorar tu trabajo y tu vida y arrasar en tu empresa” and it was translated by María Rodríguez de Vera of Contentspanish.

    But wait – there’s more: My book is also coming out in Danish in March which is really exciting and I’ve been talking to a Chinese publisher about a version in simplified Chinese AND to an Iranian about translating it to Farsi!


  • Spotted on my travels

    From a shop in Copenhagen:

    Coffee

    I spotted this one in the airport on my way to Austria:

    101 way to kill your boss

    And finally, this is what taxis look like in Sölden:

    Taxi Quaxi

    In Austria, they have frog taxis – Taxi Quaxi!


  • Back from Austria

    Skiing Sölden Austria

    I’m back from snowboarding in Sölden Austria and it absolutely rocked. I was very curious how my new Ride Snowboard + Burton boots would work out and they were excellent. I have never ridden so fast. In fact, I managed to seriously scare myself a couple of times :o)

    Steve RoeslerWhile I was gone Steve Roesler of the All Things Workplace blog did some excellent posts on change and happiness which I really enjoyed reading. My favorite has got to be the one on the backlash against happiness. Good grief!

    That post also inspired some great comments, especially Kevin Carson’s on the unethical use of Fish and similar tools in the hospital where he works and Scott Nutter’s notion that it’s not about being happy but happier.

    It’s interesting to notice that Steve’s style is more open and inquiring, where my blog posts tend to be more argumentative and “here’s what I think!”-like.

    So thank you Steve for giving the blog a great peek into a very important topic and for introducing some great conversations.

    To thank Steve for his help, I sent him a small present: a copy of my very favorite book on change. This is one book that changed me.

    And if you want another look at what I was up to in Austria, here’s a POV video of me snowboarding some fresh powder, ending with a major crash :o) Man, I love falling in powder!

    The video was taken with my new helmet-mounted video camera. Yes, I looove gadgets :o)


  • Vacation + guest blogger

    Steve RoeslerNext week I’ll be absent from the blog – and present on some Austrian ski slopes trying out my new Ride snowboard. Can I get a Yaaaay!

    While I’m gone, Steve Roesler of the All Things Workplace blog has promised to guest blog here. Over on his own blog, Steve’s been running a long series on change (he’s up to post 39 so far) and he’s promised to blog here about “Happiness, Satisfaction, and Change.” Thanks, Steve!

    I currently see three major things that make people unhappy at work in companies all over the world: bad management, too much work and large organizational change, so I look forward to seeing Steve’s thoughts on happiness and change. He’ll be introducing himself further in a post Friday.

    Meanwhile, I’ll be doing lots and lots of this:

    Wheeeee!!!


  • Quote: George Bernard Shaw

    QuoteThis has got to be one of the most inspiring things ever written:

    This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.

    And also the only real tragedy in life is the being used by personally minded men for purposes which you recognize to be base.

    All the rest is at worst mere misfortune or mortality: this alone is misery, slavery, hell on earth; and the revolt against it is the only force that offers a man’s work to the poor artist, whom our personally minded rich people would so willingly employ as pandar, buffoon, beauty monger, sentimentalizer and the like.”

    Oh man – that has got to be one of the most inspiring, uplifting things ever written.

    The passage about “being used by personally minded men for purposes which you recognize to be base”… if that’s not unhappiness at work I don’t know what is, and yet that’s exactly how many people feel about work.

    I’m with Shaw on this one – we must revolt against it and be artists of our own lives.


  • Networking for happiness and profits

    RadioThe inimitable Rowan Manahan once again got me invited on to a live radio show in Dublin, this time to talk about networking and how it can make you happy. And rich. But mostly happy.

    We had a great chat on the air and you can hear the whole thing here – it’s about 10 minutes long.


  • Performance reviews are a big fat waste of time

    Performance Review

    Welcome to your annual performance review.

    In the next 90 minutes we will:

    • Review your performance over the last 12 months
    • Follow up on the goals from last year’s review
    • Set new goals for your professional development and career
    • Handle any problems you might have had in the last year
    • Fill out this 8-page form required by HR
    • Coach you to better performance
    • Get your totally open and honest feedback to my leadership

    And of course, we will both pretend that the results of this little chat will not in any way influence the salary adjustments coming up in two months.

    Now… any questions?

    It seems that no one likes performance reviews. Joel Spolsky, the CEO of Fog Creek Software certainly doesn’t:

    At two of the companies I’ve worked for, the most stressful time of year was the twice-yearly performance review period.

    For some reason, the Juno HR department and the Microsoft HR department must have copied their performance review system out of the same Dilbertesque management book, because both programs worked exactly the same way.

    First, you gave “anonymous” upward reviews for your direct manager (as if that could be done in an honest way). Then, you filled out optional “self-evaluation” forms, which your manager “took into account” in preparing your performance review.

    Finally, you got a numerical score, in lots of non-scalar categories like “works well with others”, from 1-5, where the only possible scores were actually 3 or 4.

    Managers submitted bonus recommendations upwards, which were completely ignored and everybody received bonuses that were almost completely random.

    The system never took into account the fact that people have different and unique talents, all of which are needed for a team to work well.
    (source)

    Almost every medium-sized or large company does performance reviews. Everybody does it – and I think it’s time to stop!

    Performance reviews are fundamentally broken. Managers hate them and fear them and resent the drain on their time.

    Employees often leave reviews demotivated, cynical and with no clear idea of how well they’re doing and how to improve:

    Research into British workers found a quarter of respondents thought managers simply regarded the reviews as a “tick-box” exercise, while one in five accused their bosses of not even thinking about the appraisal until they were in the room.

    Almost half (44 per cent) did not think their boss was honest during the process, 29 per cent thought they were pointless, and a fifth felt they had had an unfair appraisal, according to the YouGov poll of 3000 workers.

    Only a fifth believed their manager would always act on what came up during the review and 20 per cent said their boss never bothered to follow up any concerns raised.
    (source)

    There is a lot of advice out there on how to fix performance reviews but in my opinion, performance reviews would still be worse than uselss, even if we could fix everything that is currently wrong about them and the very fact that companies fell the need to have them, shows that something is seriously broken in our workplaces.

    Here’s why performance reviews and appraisals are such a waste of time and why our workplaces would be better off without them.

    1: Everybody hates them

    Managers actually cite performance appraisals or annual reviews as one of their most disliked tasks (source) and as we saw above, employees dislike and distrust the process too.

    Performance reviews are supposed to be about giving people feedback on their past performance and setting goals for the future. This is impossible in a format that people dislike this intensely.

    Studies show that if you’re in a bad mood (and lots of people are during their review meetings), you’re not open to criticism and suggestions. You’re also almost certainly not in the mood to make big plans for your future growth and development

    2: They try to do too much

    Tom Coens and Mary Jenkins in their 2000 book called “Abolishing Performance Appraisals: Why They Backfire and What to Do Instead” argue that employee reviews take on too many tasks at once. They’re about communications, feedback, coaching, promotion, compensation and legal documentation. Good luck doing all of that in an hour or two!

    3: They become an excuse for not talking for the rest of the year

    “Yeah, I know that Johnson in accounting is lagging a little and seems dissatisfied, but his performance review is coming up in 4 months – we’ll handle it then.”

    No. No, no, no!

    In fact, If you have good, open, honest communication between managers and employees, if people constantly know what they do well end where they can improve then you have no need for a formal review process.

    4: They are too structured and formal

    Many companies have noticed that formal reviews are not working and the response, overwhelmingly, has been to formalize them more. There are now more questionnaires to fill out before, during and after for both employees and managers. More boxes to tick. More ratings on a 1-5 scale More time spent preparing.

    But here’s the thing: This actually detracts from the value of the conversation you will have. The more you structure the conversation, the less likelihood that you will actually get to talk about what’s important.

    The more boxes to tick, the more likely it is that it will get treated as an exercise in “filling in the blanks.”

    5: They focus too much on the quantifiable

    Joel Spolsky has another good example:

    …one friend of mine was a cheerful catalyst, a bouncy cruise director who motivated everyone else when the going got tough. He was the glue that held his team together. But he tended to get negative reviews, because his manager didn’t understand his contribution.

    Many of the most valuable and important things we contribute to the workplace do not fit into those little check boxes. If a manager doesn’t understand this during the year, he will most certainly not get it in the performance review.

    6: They may not be formally connected with promotions and salary negotiations – in reality everyone knows they are

    A lot of companies have noticed that performance reviews go even worse when they also double as negotiations about salaries and promotions.

    Consequently they have separated these two processes and will first have appraisals and then later on salary negotiations.

    Riiiiiight. Does anyone expect this to work? Will managers forget everything they said in the appraisal when setting salaries later on? Will employees fall for this and be more honest, rather than try to make themselves look good?

    Of course not. But trying to pretend that’s the way it works just adds another layer of deception to the whole sorry mess.

    7: No one says what they really think

    Managers can hold back from offering negative feedback because they fear conflict.

    Employees often don’t offer honest criticism of managers and workplaces out of a fear of offending and the knowledge that, regardless of formal policies, the content of this talk will affect your salary.

    In short, everyone is on the defensive from the beginning.

    8: They take a LOT of time

    Everybody’s busy these days, and on top of your regular tasks, once a year you have to find time to prepare for, execute and follow up on the performance reviews. To make matters worse, very few companies factor in this time in peoples’ schedules and give them a lighter workload during those weeks.

    This means that rather than doing it right, many people focus on doing it fast and just getting it over with, making the whole process worse than useless.

    9: They become a crutch for bad managers

    If you’re not capable of giving your employees regular, specific, timely and relevant feedback (good and bad) – you should not be a manager at all.

    And formal performance reviews are not the solution! The managers who actually do manage to give worthwhile performance reviews are invariably also those who don’t need to have them because they already excel at providing regular, constructive feedback.

    What to do instead

    A 2006 Harvard Business Review article talks about how to fix employee reviews by doing things like:

    • Have them more often than annually
    • Make their purpose clear
    • Give continuous feedback
    • Add forced ranking of employees (worst idea ever!)

    But I think the solution is a lot simpler: lose’em. Stop having formal employee reviews, whether annual, semi-annual or quarterly. They’re not only a waste of time, they’re actively harmful to motivation and happiness at work.

    As Peter Block says in the foreword to the Abolishing Performance Appraisals book mentioned above:

    “If the appraisal process is so useful, we should consider using it in our personal lives. Would we say to our spouse, significant other or intimate friend, ‘Dear, it is time for your annual performance appraisal. For the sake of our relationship and the well-being of the family unit, I want you to prepare for a discussion of your strengths and weaknesses and the ways you have fallen short of your goals for the year.

    ” ‘Also, honey, I would like for you to define some stretch goals for the coming year.’
    (source)

    Good luck with that :o)

    Your take

    What do you think? Do you know of companies that have abolished performance reviews? Do you know of any that have them and do them well? What happened at your last performance review? Please write a comment, I’d really like to know.

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  • Please help – I need a Danish title for my book

    Happy Hour is 9 to 5I’m busy reviewing the Danish translation of my book. It’s a bit of a chore but the nice thing about it is that I get to read my own book in my native language for the first time – a nice if somewhat surreal experience.

    I wrote the book in English in 2006 and it’s now been translated into Danish and will be published here in Denmark in April.

    So now I need a Danish title for the book because the “Happy Hour” metaphor does not really fly in Danish.

    Apparently, my brain lacks the particular area responsible for coming up with names for stuff, and you guys came through beautifully for me when I needed a title for my book in English, so please, let me hear any idea you may have!

    I need a title and a subtitle for the book, and I’d like a title that grabs people’s attention and creates an immediate mental image or connection. Bob Sutton has a post on Sticky Book titles, including The 4-hour Workweek, Orbiting the Giant Hairball, Guns, Germs and Steel and of course his own excellent, excellent book The No Asshole Rule.

    Those titles all do just that. So… any ideas for me?


  • Who wants to be a happiness engineer?

    Automattic

    Automattic (the people behind WordPress, Akismet and other cool projects) are looking for something they call a happiness engineer. What’s that all about?

    Happiness Engineer

    Our software and services are far from perfect, and when things go wrong people aren’t shy about contacting us asking for help.

    We consider the support side of the user experience to be vitally important because it’s the person who interacts with our customers most and makes the biggest impression in their time of need. In fact everyone who joins Automattic, regardless of position, does support for 3 weeks.

    The customers range from the everyday blogger to VIPs like CNN, Flickr, and People Magazine. The job requires:

    • Patience and grace.
    • Excellent writing skills.
    • Working knowledge of WordPress, HTML, and CSS.

    That’s fantastic. First of all because of the title – Happiness Engineer is a cool job title.

    Secondly for the admission that “our software is far from perfect” and that “it’s the person who interacts with our customers most and makes the biggest impression in their time of need.” Excellent point!

    Thirdly, I’m crazy about the fact that “everyone who joins Automattic, regardless of position, does support for 3 weeks.” That is a great way to clue people in to what the company is really about and what the customers really think about them.

    And lastly, advertising for someone who has “patience and grace” is just nifty.

    This ad makes Automattic look cool, it makes them look like a fun workplace and it makes me like them all in one fell swoop.

    Pretty good for a job ad, huh?

    (Thx to Thomas Bo Christensen for telling me about this ad).



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